_aussie/blokey haiku

lazy arvos spent
sinking a few cold tinnies.
sure beats working, eh.

hey love, how about ...
'not now, i've got a headache'.
replay starts at ten!

billy always said
she had such lovely knockers.
camera doesn't lie

rotten pong fills room
class erupts in laughter.
anal explosion!

morning mirror checks
of profile, hair and waistline.
mid-life crisis hits.

sitting here thinking
a cold beer'd go down well.
bells chime ten o'clock!!

she was ugly, but
a nod's as good as a wink
to a blind horse, eh

ouch! jean zip catches
her newly pierced naval
hah! I told you so!

There’s some women
Who shouldn’t wear those thong things
Wobbly wobbly cheeks
(hark the great divide)

people sit watching
animals make a circle
exhibition time

wet breasts glistening
she steps from the pool.
legs cross in unison

© eoinmacdhugail